Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently you make a good broom.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize