One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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