and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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