do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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