well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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