based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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