i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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