Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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