kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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