There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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