I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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