I am puke
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
