I like to think it a success when the cops are called
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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