Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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