Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
