dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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