Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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