Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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