Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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