I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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