we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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