I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
This baby is an asshole
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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