Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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