i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We had to coat check the pizza.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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