have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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