Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Randomize
