So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
