I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
