its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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