do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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