dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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