I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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