carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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