Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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