He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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