That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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