We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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