We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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