I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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