margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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