No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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