Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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