And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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