you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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