IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
