Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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