What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
