I queefed so loud it echoed.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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