You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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