Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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