so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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