Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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