I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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